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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8026 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5075 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Magic Items Found: | 5147 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!
But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!