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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
so, like, picture this: you join our server and you see a baby creeper just chilling, waiting to blow up your house. but don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly little puppies instead.
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
