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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
so, like, picture this: you join our server and you see a baby creeper just chilling, waiting to blow up your house. but don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly little puppies instead.
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
