Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4198 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7077 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Potions Brewed: 28

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3812
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9835 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magic Items Found: 1783 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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