Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Divine Spears Created: 22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

    KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea
    come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

    experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

    join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

    don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Animals Bred: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

    Welcome to Blue Horizon

    Features Description
    A Dynamic Survival Experience Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
    Enhanced Quality of Life Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
    Player-Driven Economy Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

    Visit our website for more information.

    Join our Discord community.

    Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Blue Horizon? To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    What features does the server offer? The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
    Can I create a shop on the server? Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
    Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
    How can I rank up in-game? Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai no Koi Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

    Capital Minecraft SMP Startup 

(Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

    Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

    But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

    So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Potions Brewed: 68

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP
    Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 142 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyFamilyPranks

    CraftyFamilyPranks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

    Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RocketSatCraft

    RocketSatCraft
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2544

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Helium ShortageCraft

    Helium ShortageCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

    we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

    if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

    Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell
    u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

    but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Emeralds Found: 1451 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

    Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GTPixels.net

    GTPixels.net

    GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

    NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!
    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

    Overview:

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

    Adjustments:

    • Coordinates are disabled.
    • Elytra are disabled.
    • End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
    • Phantom spawning is disabled.
    • Nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Basic Rules:

    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Bigotry
    • No Doxxing/Harassment

    Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

    FAQ:

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

    A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

    Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

    A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

    Q: What happens if I break the rules?

    A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Tool Time Minecraft Server

    Tool Time Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

    Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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