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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4276 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!