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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5088 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!
