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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7370 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!