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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7663 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 954 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉