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NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Animals Bred:	58
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	119
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9