BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3193
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8112	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6324
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	5116	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crops Grown:	6663
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8567	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	6317
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.