BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8216
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Masterpieces… and NSFW!

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Welcome to Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of FALLOUT, where you can explore new user guides, controlnets, animations, block merging, and so much more!

Our server is so comfy and easy to use, with Node-based ComfyUI and Automatic1111 making everything a breeze. Plus, we have Forge, SD.Next, Easy Diffusion, and all the tools you need to survive in this crazy world.

But that’s not all! Dive into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for those who like to live life on the edge.

And if you need a break from the chaos, check out our wiki, LoRa Training, tags for prompting, PonyXL information, embeddings, OP Pasta, and so much more. With related boards like /h/hdg, /e/sdg, /d/nai, /g/sdg, /aco/sdg, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, and /soc/ai+nude, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what adventures await you in the world of Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VoteCraft: Because Creeper Presidents Need Your Support!

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vtuber Valley – Where Aspiring Minecraft Stars Shine Bright!

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Are you tired of streaming to an empty chat room with crickets as your only audience? Join our Minecraft server and become a Vtuber sensation overnight! Our server is filled with virtual avatars giving and receiving advice on how to become the next big thing in the Vtubing world.

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? We have experts who can guide you in the right direction. Want to know if there’s an audience for you doing something outrageous like juggling flaming cats? We’ve got the answer for you!

Need help editing your clips to make them more entertaining? We’ve got a list of video editors that will make your content pop like never before. And if you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask – our community is here to help you succeed!

Join our server now and get ready to audition for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, and FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION. Who knows, you could be the next virtual superstar to take the internet by storm!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and start your journey to Vtuber fame today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

#demonofsound, #depravencrafts, #HoloXBreakcollab, #JackboxHoloENcollab, #Jewelbirdcover, #Liliumcover, #loverofidols, #NakashimaMika, #NerissaRavencroft, #RavenCrafts, #SpaceJamAdventwatchalong, #VIVINOSOTOMEROID, #walkingzatsudan, #WolfQuestcollab, #YukinoHana, CraftyCrafterz, HololiveEN, Karaoke, Minecraft, Nerissa, Ope, Ravencroft, rules, stardewvalley, STREAMS, world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1832	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.