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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7597 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
