The Azure SMP is a server with an active, engaged community and we are looking to add some more members now that we are in full swing! We have a full economy and town region at the center of the map.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
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| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 471 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
