The Azure SMP is a server with an active, engaged community and we are looking to add some more members now that we are in full swing! We have a full economy and town region at the center of the map.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 413 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2836 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6298 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.
Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address minemasters.ddns.net:15150 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.
Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!
So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
