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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8106 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.
And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!