AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	112
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4282
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8266
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Farms Harvested:	631	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.