AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	633759
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6856	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mines Excavated:	1293

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Star Shards Collected:	77
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magic Items Found:	7249	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3051	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Crops Grown:	5593
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Buildings Constructed:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	100
Dimension Hops:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!