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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5391 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 561222 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.
And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!