Awful Localizations Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from exploding pigs to dancing llamas.

Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Farms Harvested:	896	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2511	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.