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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9829 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 42 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!