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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2934 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9035 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?
we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
