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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1549 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9187 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8696 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.