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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2188 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?
we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
