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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4509 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.