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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4871 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.