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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1942 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 598 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
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