Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Emeralds Found: 2659 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Villages Defended: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1525 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 187 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8703 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7485

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 325 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 949

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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