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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5037 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2812 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
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