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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3257 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2877 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
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