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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7249 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
come join our minecraft server, mate! it’s safer than an australian airline, trust me. we’ve got regulations up the wazoo to make sure you don’t fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.
plus, our community is as friendly as a kangaroo on a sunny day. you’ll never feel lonely with all the other players building crazy structures and battling zombies together.
and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine that’s rumored to be hidden deep within the server. just watch out for the drop bears, they’re real sneaky little buggers.
so what are you waiting for, mate? come join the fun and adventure on our server. it’s a ripper of a time, guaranteed!
