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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7941 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 85 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 6503 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.