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Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	2392	Void Gems Collected:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

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Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

armor, Await, bookshelf, CavedIn, challenge, Chaos, collectible, Customization, Deeper, Dig, Discord, Feedback, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, Modification, Player-focused, Protection, Server, shields, Skills, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Trouble, Underground, weapons

Main Focus	Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
Features	Underground gameplay Item based teleportation Item based protection system Collection “minigame” More weapons, shields and armor Skills Quality of Life modifications
Player Focus	Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
Join Us	Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I teleport in the server?	To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
How can I protect my base?	You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
What is the collection “minigame”?	The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
Are there additional weapons and armor?	Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

5th of November, 777mil, Anons, ANONYMOUS, bump numbers, correct prediction, diligence, internet culture, keep posting, Kek, Magic, meme, Meme culture, meme hard, meme magic, Minecraft, Online Community, Politics, post numbers, prediction game, recreate conditions, Replying, Server, Trips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crops Grown:	9889
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

backyard birds, bird behavior, bird conservation, bird enthusiasts, bird feeders, bird habitats, bird identification, bird migration, bird photography, bird songs, bird species, bird watching, birding adventures, birding apps, birding community, birdwatching gear, birdwatching tips, feathered friends, Friends, Minecraft, nature lovers, smp, Wren, Wrenfriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5