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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3226 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?