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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2291 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?