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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 161 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4409 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.
not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.
so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.