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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4752 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2069 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.
not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.
so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.