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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9627 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8548 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.
not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.
so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.