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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2461 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
imagine this, you walk into the server and all the girls are like “oh my Notch, who is that hunk of blocky man meat?” and you just gotta flash them a smile and BAM, you’re richer than a villager in a trading hall.
not only that, but if you show interest in the ladies, they’ll be building you a castle in no time. like, they’ll be fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft girlfriend. it’s like a virtual dating show, but with creepers and diamonds.
so if you wanna be the hottest dude in all of Minecraft, come join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.