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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3435 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).