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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4712 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7757 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).