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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3536 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9272 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).