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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1854 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9545 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5812 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
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