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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2520 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
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