| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 791 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 3424 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1522 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.
But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2583 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 746 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6793 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 357 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 856 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3011 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?
So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1751 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5383 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2230 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3367 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6605 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.
With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!
play.minesy.net
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 139 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 8754 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7156 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 256 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8608 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2888 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 905 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9850 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.
if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.
so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1894 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.
You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.
Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
