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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6936 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.