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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6030 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.