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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2414 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.