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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7506 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2902 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!