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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3608 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 3980 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!